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this is adorable I would love it….. I have a monkey purse… /I received this very stylish dog purse from my grandma for my high school graduation present. Never again will I mention that I like pugs… or purses. (This came from the same grandma who also got me a coupon to Goodwill as part of my birthday present one year.) -Anonymous
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damn tranny waitresses
From Sabina: Ordered a coffee at my favorite diner. Saw something floating in it. IT WAS SOMEONE’S FALSE EYELASHES. I wanted to throw up. The meal was free, but my stomach hasn’t been the same since.